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One time Pickle wanted to make some spaghetti for dinner. He looked all over the kitchen, but he couldn’t find any boxes of spaghetti. He decided to make a spaghetti machine so that he could make his own spaghetti.
He collected all the ingredients that he needed: flour, eggs, salt and oil. Then he got a holding function. It had a big bowl to hold all the ingredients.
Pickle put his ingredients into the holding function and added a mixing function to mix them all together. Then he put a squeezing function that would take the pasta dough and squeeze it out into a long piece of spaghetti.
After that, he was going to add a cutting function to cut the long piece of spaghetti into shorter pieces, but first he had to go to the bathroom.
While Pickle was using the bathroom, Baby Pickle came along. He looked at all the pieces of Pickle’s machine to see what it would do. He saw how it would make one long piece of spaghetti come out of the squeezing function.
Then Baby Pickle had an idea. He took the squeezing function off the machine and put it through a ×100 function so that he had one hundred squeezing functions. Then he put them all onto Pickle’s machine, so that the dough would get squeezed into one hundred pieces instead of just one piece.
As soon as Baby Pickle heard Pickle coming out of the bathroom, he raced away and hid under the bed in the playroom. When Pickle got back to his spaghetti machine, it was bristling with squeezing functions. “Oh, no!” cried Pickle. “How am I going to cut all the spaghetti that comes out of all these different squeezing functions? I only have one cutting function!”
Then he saw the ×100 function where Baby Pickle had dropped it. Pickle put the cutting function into the ×100 function and went around to each of the squeezing functions to put a cutting function on the end of each one. Now the spaghetti would get squeezed out through one hundred squeezing functions and cut by one hundred cutting functions. But how would he collect all those pieces of spaghetti into a bowl?
Pickle built a conveyor belt to carry the bowl around to all the different cutting functions so it could catch each piece of spaghetti as it came out. Then he turned on the spaghetti machine to see what would happen.
The holding function that held all of the ingredients put them into the mixing function, which mixed them all up. Then the mixing function put the mixed-up pasta dough into all the squeezing functions. Each squeezing function squeezed out the dough into a long piece of spaghetti, and the cutting function at the end of each squeezing function cut each piece in half. Then all the pieces of spaghetti fell down. A few of them fell into the bowl as it whizzed by on the conveyor belt, but most of the spaghetti just fell on the conveyor belt.
The bowl got to the end of the conveyor belt and Pickle picked it up. It had four pieces of spaghetti inside. He got a fork and tried to eat them, but they were so long that it was hard to pick them up with the fork.
“This machine needs some work,” said Pickle. He looked at one of the cutting functions and saw that it was set to one. He decided to change the setting to three so it would cut the spaghetti into quarters instead of halves. This would make the pieces a lot shorter and easier to eat.
Pickle went around from one cutting function to the next, changing the setting on each one. He kept count of how many he had changed: 10, 20, 30 . . . . Pickle got tired and took a break after he had changed 60 cutting functions. He was more than half-way done! 70, 80, 90 . . . .
When Pickle got to 97, he couldn’t find any more cutting functions that were still set to one. All the functions he looked at were already set to three. “Did I count wrong or did I skip some cutting functions?” he wondered.
Pickle searched and searched but he couldn’t find any more cutting functions to change. He decided that it would be okay if a few of the spaghetti pieces came out too long. Most of the spaghetti would be short and that was good enough.
Next Pickle had to figure out the bowl problem. He put the bowl into the ×100 function and out came one hundred bowls. He arranged all the bowls on the conveyor belts, with one bowl under each cutting function. Now all the spaghetti would fall into a bowl.
At the end of the conveyor belt, he put a pouring function. The bowls would feed into it and the pouring function would pour each bowl out into a bigger bowl that Pickle put at the bottom.
Pickle put more flour, eggs, salt and oil into the holding function and ran his spaghetti machine again. The mixing function mixed up all the ingredients and the squeezing functions squeezed out long pieces of spaghetti. This time the cutting functions cut each piece three times to make four short pieces of spaghetti. The spaghetti pieces fell into the bowls that were waiting on the conveyor belts. Then the conveyor belts brought all the bowls into the pouring function, and the pouring function poured all the spaghetti into one big bowl for Pickle to eat.
And that’s the story of Pickle and the Spaghetti Machine.